So Tim Tebow is single. Not to worry, I've taken upon myself to fix him up with a new gal. This ad should be appearing this Sunday in ALL the papers.
SWCM, mid-20s, athletic (sort of), starting quarterback (in his dreams anyway), with an overdeveloped sense of
himself, a cult following and an ability to
throw a football at least 10 yards straight, looking for SWCF, early to
mid-20s, who is attractive, gullible and ready to recognize him as God’s answer
to professional sports.
Please send all inquiries to Jets’ front office.
P.S., please have them there no later than end of December. No forwarding address will be provided after that.
Please send all inquiries to Jets’ front office.
P.S., please have them there no later than end of December. No forwarding address will be provided after that.
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